faezah: there's a killer ant on my bed.
brother: *runs to my room and steps on the ant ON the bed.*
faezah: since you're going out, bring the ant with you.
brother: no! leave it here! maybe his wife will see his body and cry, "oh no, my husband is dead! let's find a new house to live in!".
faezah: um.... okay.

as you can see, we are currently trying to find and kill these huge ants that are living in our house. never thought I'd be afraid of an ant but they're huge okay.