this is through
Thursday, September 14, 2006

I wish O Levels will be as easy as prelims.
I mean, I HOPE they will be as easy as prelims...
aiyah, I mean, I hope they will be as do-able as prelims.
fuck maths and social studies.
half-fuck accounts because at least I find joy in drawing lines.
and erasing them. and drawing them back. and erasing them again. and draw them back.
unlike social studies, where all I can think of is "PAP forever!"
and maths ah..
aiyah, at least I know how to do 0.2 x 0.007 kind of sums.
HAHAHAHAHA.
if only the whole paper was like that.

and I just sneezed and there's saliva on the keyboard.
not like you needed to know that but I'm just trying to fill some space here.
I'm waiting for 6.30 to come.
that's when we go down for DINNER!
HAHAHAHAHAHHA!

eh you know ah, people who have cat shit breath in the mornings should just SHUT THE BLOODY FUCK UP and NOT TALK TO ME and make me wonder, from Jurong East MRT Station to Tiong Bahru MRT Station, who the hell stepped on cat shit. If you really need to open your mouth and tell me something really really really important, at least tap me on the shoulder first so I can hold my breath and you can proceed to talk.

by the way do you know that I have a hidden talent?
well now it's just talent cos It's not hidden already.
I can differentiate cat shit from dog shit by smelling them.
and based on my credible experience, dog shit smells way better that cat shit.
i'm not being biased ok.
really really.
try finding cat and dog shit and smell and compare them.
you'll know what i'm talking about.

is it 6.30 yet?
damn it.