my father is coming back on Sunday.
Sunday is two days away. ( like you didnt know that.)
two days is TOOOOOO LOOOOOONG!
and my mum still hasn't given me my allowance.
and I am patiently waiting.

eh let me tell you something.
let me tell you of a girl who is so different from her family.
while ALL her family members are retardedly tall, she is retardedly short for her age.
while ALL her family members wear footwear that are of size 11, she wears a size 6.
and you know, to make herself feel better so that she wouldn't feel like an alien, she bought size 7 school shoes. so now you all know why my school shoe is bigger than my feet and so it makes it seem like I'm dragging my feet.
while ALL her family members eat anything and everything, she is a fussy eater.

and if by now you still don't know I was talking about me, you should just .... i dont know.
so anyway, because of that, guess what Fadilah called me yesterday.
she
called
me
a
HOBBIT.

so fucking mean right? if i ever have to stay in IMH, it'll be because of what she said.
blooooody hell.
and by the way, do you know that there's a spirit in the house scaring Fadilah?
and you know what the best part is?
it has decided to PRETEND to be me.
I have an imposter.
it will wear the clothes I wear and take my form and scare Fadilah.
To date, she has seen "me" 4 times.
1) at the foot of her bed. ("I" was just standing there)
2) at the sofa while I was in bloody school.
3) behind the door.
4) in her room behind her. which was like last night.
but serve Fadilah right lah. after calling me a HOBBIT, she tried to scare me by sending this message. ok lah, i admit, i got scared. so anyway, she knew I was scared. so when the spirit version of me stood behind her in Fadilah in her room, fadilah thought it was me. so she turned to look at "me" and proceeded to laugh at "me." and then returned to doing her stuff. but when she turned back, "I" was gone.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! serve you right. laugh some more lah. laugh. that's what you get.
because of this, I came up with a secret code.
if fadilah was unsure as to whether it is me or it's just my imposter, she has to say, "KARANG GUNI!"
and I will respond by saying, "PET POT PET POT!"
seriously.
if you dont know what that is, that's the sound of the karang guni man's horn.

i think I am boring you.
fine.
GO!