I've been wanting to update but there's nothing to update.
the first time I wanted to update, my brother needed to use the com.
the second time? my ass was yearning for the toilet bowl.
and now.. I need to shit but what the hell. I'll blog first.
the toilet bowl can wait.
eh but my stomach fucking hurts lah.
I can already hear your thoughts.
"go shit lah, you stupid shit."
so you know what,, I shall go.

i am back. hahahahahahahaa.
damn faeces refused to come out.

so anyway, there's only one thing worth blogging about.
and it's that during hayl's christmas dinner thing, there was this white white strawberry stuff.
I dont know what you call it but there's only one word I can use to describe the effect it had -- ORGASMIC SIAL.
okay lah, two words but the important word is ORGASMIC.
I don't know why but the thing reminds me of heaven. it was so white and.. pure?
aiyah, whatever lah.

school on tuesday.
HAHAHAHAHA.
WOOHOOOOOOOO.
at least I'll have something to blog about when school starts.
life without school is boring.